Dilly is a Willy

> write a long essay to someone on how to start writing and planning out a comic

> hit red x on accident

NOOOOO

> goodnight sweet prince

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
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thisbrunetteslife:

In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with?

“Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”

 

oh god

(Source: facebook.com)

narutos-dick:

trenchgun:

“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”

I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!

onslaught14:

digableswaggot:

bundere:

I WAS DRAWING A PENIS BUT MY MOM CAME IN SO I HURRIED AND MADE IT INTO AN ALPACA„

she just walked past really fast and didn’t say anything I THINK IT WORKED

omg i can’t bREATHE

Alpackage

iamtonysexual:

hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

(Source: xionsexual)